That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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