Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
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I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
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I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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