Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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