3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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