Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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