thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
so much tequila, so little girl.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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