would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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