This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
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Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
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he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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