so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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