covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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