We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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