OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
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we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
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If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
It's no shave November. This is our time.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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