THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
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