Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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