I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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