and you said cock pushups were impossible
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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