im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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