Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
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i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
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Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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