Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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