i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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