he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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