After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
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You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
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I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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