I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
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So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
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btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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