would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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