if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
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wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
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Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Stupid Covid-19
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