is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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