Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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