Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
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Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
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I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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