Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
