We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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