Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
