I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
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