some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
My brain says no but my pants say off.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
be right there i have to get my cape
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
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