Where are you?
In a non slutty way
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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