idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
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We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
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my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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