How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
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She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
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I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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