i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
