check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
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