when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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