I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
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I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
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They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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