Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
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Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
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An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth