On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
bring money and cleavage
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
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What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
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OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....