Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
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Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today