the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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