I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
then he tried to convert me to islam
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
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