WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
