fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
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I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
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I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
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