did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
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Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
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Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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