day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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