you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
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It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
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turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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