Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
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Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
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AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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