i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I thought I drunk dialed Adam last night and left him a voicemail. I just checked my phone. I realize I left a drunk voicemail with my son's teacher.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
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I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
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Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
tell me about the eggs
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