Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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