sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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