If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
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he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
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She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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