yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
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Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
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When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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