Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
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I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
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I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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