I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
Randomize
