question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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