I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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