Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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